words of a tree.

when the evening darkness has fallen and all that rushes past my ears is the hush of falling leaves, the calming of the midnight breeze, this is when i know i am home.
The secrets that nighttime holds, will cradle me as i sleep.
will fill me with visions to keep, will let me know, i am not alone.
the soundtrack of my life, often gets stuck on repeat, the same songs, the same words over and over filling me with joy, with unrelenting saddness, with peace unmistakable, like that of nirvana.
orchastrated maddness in the gloom of yesteryears.
budding excitment in those experiences yet to come.
life is all these things, irrevocable mystery and glory.
life will consume us all, it does not matter how fast you run, or how well you hide, it WILL find you.
i can picture that field, alight with the last rays of an october sun, the grass dead and glowing gold in the autumn wind, i can see the sky that perfect colour of azure blue as i walked slowly and steadly amongst the fallen reeds, I know the place and i can feed off its beauty, off its awesomeness. When i need to be somewhere, that is where i imagine myself to be. It fulfills my soul in ways a god can only imagine to do. It makes me whole. it makes me pure, it makes me smile. The calming sense of being there again can only be imagined by someone who has never visited it.

it makes my skin tingle and my eyes glow.
it IS my heaven.

yo ho ho

testing testing...the bitch is back!

note to self

when watching "america has talent" and clapping madly at a skinny geeky little guy do this insane east indian/techno/rap dancing thing...do not then turn to bf and say "wow if you danced like that i would be all over you" why? because they just don't pick up on the sarcasm when they hear the words "all & over" esp when then followed by "you".

HAPPY 11TH BIRTHDAY EMMA

its emma's 11th birthday...damn i love that dog...happy birthday babycakes! and heres to many many more!!!!

so i saw this guy...

while i was walking the dogs, that looked so much like Father Ted from the old British series "Father Ted" that i almost yelled at him "eh! Wheres Father McDougall?" Apologies for those who do not know this phenomenal show.

thats about all the excitement that happened to me today...now its time to vacuum, bake cookies and eat asparagus. oh thats right...asparagus...bow down to my risk taking you mortal fools!

bowels aren't just for pooping anymore....

thats right world, are you ready for this? Laura and i have decided to be bowel cleansing soulmates and do a 30 day detox regiment together. Oh boy!
We kind of copped out by NOT going with the harsh and extreme cleanses that cause some people to shit out giant aquatic looking sea creatures such as octopi, instead we went with a slightly more mild weight loss and detox kit by Swiss Forumulas.... HAVE YOU SEEN THE THINGS PEOPLE SHIT OUT!? MY GODS!! Laura sent me to some of their blogs and photos, whilst i went "LOOK AT THAT POO!" Jackson cringed from the couch and resumed watching the space network lest i scar him for life with vivid photographs of people's bowels turned inside out and shat out into their toilet bowls...where the first thing that came to mind was, GRAB A PENCIL, FISH THAT BABY OUT AND LETS GET A PHOTOGRAPH!!!

Laura, cheers to us, our colons, and our waistlines!!

ps world...should either of us shit out anything of that much excitement, you better as hell bet your bottom dollar we will be snapping and sharing pictures of it.

and in other news....

he's back :)

yay

~happy~